Hachette

Disappointing Affirmations Pencils

Name: Disappointing Affirmations Pencils
Brand: Hachette
SKU: 9781797230061
Price: 15.95 USD
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Cross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account. Read the story

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About this books

Set of 10 Pencils

Cross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account.

The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever.

COUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colorful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more.

ADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

Shipping & returns

Orders ship from our Santa Barbara shop within 24 hours, and orders placed by 11am PT usually ship the same day. Shipping is free on orders over $95, otherwise $9.95. You can also pick up at our shop at 17 W. Gutierrez St., Santa Barbara, usually ready in 2 hours.

Return anything within 30 days, even after you have washed it. Turkish cotton gets softer with every wash, so give it a few. If you still don't love it, send it back for a refund.